Sunday, July 16, 2023

Shifty Paradigms.

 I wonder sometimes what the world would be like if there were some small changes and shifts in the standard paradigm.  How would the interactions between people and possibly governments be like.  Would we fall into permanent Chaos, or would the universe balance and become more stable?  I wonder...

What would things be like if the burger was called the. "Medium Mike" instead of the "Big Mac?"   Just think of it, 2 all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles and onions all on a sesame seed bun.  The "Medium Mike" might have all the same ingredients, but be on a plain bun or regular toast. instead.  

What if MacDonald's was called MacDougal's instead?  Would there be any Special Sauce, would fries be served with everything?  I can envision MacDonald's Onion Rings in place of the Fries. The possibilities are maddening.  

What if "Burger King" was called "Crusty Lord?"  The quarter pounder might end up as a toasted cheese sandwich. A quarter pound of melted cheese on a toasted bun, wait that's actually a MacDonald's thing in Taiwan, it's called the, "Real Cheese Burger."  To be honest doesn't sound as appetizing as it could be. 

What if, "Superman" was called, "Mediocre Man?"  The Man of Aluminum, able to leap small grass huts in a couple hops.  Faster than a speeding turtle.  This could turn into an addiction.  I should stop now,  but you get the gist, the universe could fold in on itself.  

Maybe it's best just to leave things as they lay.  I don't think I could handle a, "Cat Man"  anyways.  

Peace and Balance,



  1. Replies
    1. It would be ruled over by, Diablo del Siracha Guacamole. The lord of bad Mexican Burgers.