Santa's back in bed sleeping off his night on the sled.
Elves working to put the deer in tight,
Must have been one Hell of a Night.
Bent Bells and torn straps
One runner had a case of the snaps.
Mrs. Claus a little Haggard looks
Saying to herself, "Them Damn Shnooks."
Someone had gotten into her cookies
she noticed a call from the Bookie.
Well, it's over and all survived another Night
the Day arrived.
To you I say, Congratulations you're all Living
I have a boat in the back just for the Giving.
Merry Day.
Peace and Balance,
John
